like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.
I have used that line four times in pe this week alone
Baby Bunnies Eating A Carrot [x]
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
if your parents only let you stay online for a limited amount of time im so sorry